The Needle: Golf Gamesmanship app for iPhone and iPad

Need an extra edge out there on the course, or at least a good chuckle? Let the southern-fried heckler go to work to undermine your opponents composure and keep you smiling.

The heckler draws from classic teebox witticisms, including old standards like:

"Head came up"

"Right in the lumberyard"

"Whatever you do, Dont hit it in the water, which is right over there"

"Fore right! Again…"

"Maybe you should take up bowling?"

…and many other fun remarks that will get under the skin of even the most stoic opponent, or at least crack everyone up over a frosty beverage at the 19th hole.